Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
If I’m gonna be honest here, most summoners and necromancers nowadays just buy demons etc. online in bulk from China and mark them up thricefold for the domestic market.
That’s why you should only buy them from local farmers’ markets and that one creepy old house at the end of the block. You know the one.
NotBe Suspicious, by Dr. Iwamine
Anonymous asked: "Oh! Movie and game nights are awesome! Have fun! I should really go next door and help my landlady plant her garden like I promised. It was nice talking to you, Sir!" Hanna waved and turned to head back to the house he'd come from, humming a hymn as he walked.
"Dear Lord, does he have an off switch? Maybe he’s from Minnesota," Hart grumbled, recognizing the song.
It was amusing imagining ghosts and minor demons playing Xbox, though. That’d keep him entertained until his grave robbing tonight.
Anonymous asked: The young man smiled. "I moved in next door! I rented a room in the owner's house since I'm kinda broke a lot. But that's okay. God provides for me! Gnee! So yeah, if you ever need anything, just give me a holler!" :D Hanna's happiness would not easily be extinguished. Nope.
"Riiight. Well." Hart gave a thoughtful glance off to the side, looking in the direction of his neighbor’s house. He’d thought it was too close, but the person living there had seemed old enough they wouldn’t bother him. This could be troublesome.
"I don’t say this often, but I apologize in advance if you hear anything strange." He drew out the last word oddly, as if feeling it out to be sure it was the one he wanted. "Sometimes I have… guests over."
Anonymous asked: Rejection didn't diminish the pastor's good spirit, though his smile was now a bit more understanding and not as naive. "Alright sir. Well, I just moved in next door. So if you ever want a friendly hand, please don't be a stranger!" ^_^
Hart’s expression went blank. “You did what?”
Anonymous asked: "Oh man totally!" The young priest gave a small laugh. "The devil will trick you any chance he get! He's the father of lies and all sorts of bad stuff! But he wraps it up in a pretty package to try and deceive people. That's why I side with God! He loves me and is amazing! Though, I don't get why people say he hates other people. That's not God at all. Anyway, I know I kind of bothered you at home --- Are you interested in learning more about my wonderful and loving God?" :D
"You never know. Maybe the world’s just worn some people down so much that they can’t believe in much of anything anymore. It’s not God’s fault." Too far. This had taken a sharp turn and gone much too far. "As for you and me, a Sunday School lesson isn’t going to do me any good, so really, you’re just wasting time you could spend helping someone else."
Anonymous asked: "The only thing that /some/ believe to be unforgivable is blasphemy. But that's just what some people think. Except, y'know. Jesus went on the cross to save us for ALL our sins! God might be disappointed in his children, but he still loves us. And if we're willing to accept the gift and love of Jesus into our hearts, he'll forgive us!" The red head was beaming, happy to be sharing the word of God with people. "I mean. It's not like you sold your soul to Satan or anything."
It was very hard to keep a straight face. This was just so… morbidly funny. It took no small amount of effort for Hart to school his face into something resembling innocent amusement.
"Right. It’s not like I did that. That’d be—well frankly, it’d be stupid, now wouldn’t it? Terrible idea."